i love♥ my babysasuki

♥ Sunday, January 11, 2009

1 day left to the O level results
im already starting to have butterflies in my stomach
CRAP
anyway i think my blog is getting boring
is all about my life =/
so im adding a few jokes
well some jokes is from the radio
mainly from 987 FM

the first one begins like this
a couple goes to a museum
they stop at a painting
this painting has a naked woman with her privates covered with leaves
the female didn't like it so she continued walking
while the male stayed there
so the female said
"DEAR WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
the male replied
"AUTUMN"
my expression ._.

hm . im sure people who did bad things before
are sure to be afraid of people who know karate
because these people can kick the butts of bad guys right?
but im not afraid at all
WHY?
because i only got to pull their belt
and off goes their clothes =/
keke xD

well . let's proceed
i just had lunch and we were near my dad's old school
he said it was a chinese school and he studied there for 1 year
only primary 1 though
so my brother and i went to ask
"is the lessons taught there all in chinese? since it is a chinese school"
then my dad replied
"yea . all chinese but there is also english lesson too . but their english is really terrible . is like they can't differientiate swim and swam"
then my brother continued
"easy what . swim swam swum
and then ping pong piang"
so i asked
"what is the difference between ping pong piang"
my brother replied
"ping is present
pong is past
piang is gone already"
LOL x.x

hm . im sure you guys like horror movies and stories right?
i have one here . i shall name it THE TV THE CANNOT BE TURNED OFF
well for those who know me and have come to my house before
you all should know that my TV is in the living room
and my room isn't that far from the TV
nowadays i usually sleep around midnight or later
and i always have fruits before i go to sleep
so when i finished my fruits
i went to put the plate in the kitchen sink
so i went past the living room
it was quiet because everyone else was sleeping
then later returned to my room
that night i couldn't sleep properly
then i started to hear sounds
so i got up from my bed
and went to the sound
to my surprise
the TV was on and loud
it was like 2AM
then i thought maybe just now i put plate then never notice
so i off it and went back to bed
the next night
i had my fruits and went back to my room
nothing unusual yet
then around 2AM again
the TV made sounds again !
so loud that even a pig like me could wake up
so i thought maybe someone forget off the TV again
then i off it and went back to bed
the 3rd night
i was quite irritated by the loud noise from the TV the past 2 nights
so i decided to remove the plug from the TV ! before going to sleep
then again at 2AM
TO MY HORROR
THE TV never turned on that night

--THE END--
*please please don't kill me after reading this*
*PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE*

//i want him by my side forever
i taken this from the book "NEW MOON"
(changing the words as well)
[Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of lights and reason... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty.]

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