♥ Tuesday, July 8, 2008
LOLS . i found this . xD dam funny . enjoy !!
Ah Beng to a long-distance phone operator: Could you tell me what is the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?
Operator: just a minute .
Ah Beng: THANK YOU . *puts down the phone*
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single" and his companion says "Jack Daniels, Single"
The bartender then approached Ah Beng and asks, "And you, sir?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
Why is lightning faster than thunder?
Ah Beng and Ah Lian were on a beach on a stormy night. There were lightning and thunder all over the place. Ah Lian asked Ah Beng, "Why is it we always see lightning before we hear the thunder?"
Ah Beng replied, "aiyah . so simple and you don't know. because our eyes are in front of our ears mah ."Labels: July 2008
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